There Will Be Tedium

Lewis

Do you ever feel you’ve been had, or at least put-upon, by what some will urge upon you as ART?

Tonight I finished, after three highly tedious sessions over as many nights and lots of fast-forwarding, trying to watch "There Will Be Blood." I kept thinking it would get better. Some of the ways in which it was off-putting at the start reminded me of "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" — the same sort of heavy-handed atmosphere that seems designed to rub into your head the notion that "the West in olden times was really weird, and not at all like a Gene Autrey movie" — and that one got better. I even enjoyed it by the end.

But this did not. Yes, Daniel Day-Lewis acted up a storm, but that’s all there was to it — an actor showing off, really getting into a character that I was sick of by the second reel, a character not worth getting into. So he’s done various American archetypes now — the raw nativist of "Gangs of New York," the effeminate dandy of "The Age of Innocence," and now the rapaciously driven oil man — but frankly, I think he’s repeating himself. In fact, I felt like, having seen his "Bill the Butcher," I’ve already seen the character he did in "There Will Be Blood." And the first version was much, much more interesting, even though "Gangs" is probably tied with "Innocence" in my mind for least-appealing Scorcese movie.

Anyway, it’s presented me with a tough decision. On Netflix, should I give it two stars for "didn’t like it," or the rare one star for "hated it?"

Maybe two stars. Now that I’ve griped to y’all about it, I’m not as ticked as I was about the time I wasted. I need to save the one-star rating for awfulness that is truly inspired, truly worth hating, like Lynch’s "Dune."

16 thoughts on “There Will Be Tedium

  1. James D McCallister

    I’ve seen it about 6 or 7 times now. I think its the best American film in many years. C’mon, Brad, there’s much more to it than “an actor showing off.” I think the impact was diminished for you by not watching the whole thing at once. There are many subtlties in the narratvie and DDL performance.
    And what is it about? How American capitalism ultimately supplanted traditional religious belief as the new faith. “I am the third revelation.” Brilliant.

  2. bud

    Brad, I feel much the same way whenever I watch an episode of the Sopranos. For some reason my wife loves it. I find it extremely obnoxious, really just a vehicle for displaying graphic violence. I’m not sure why these films that cater to killing and death are so popular. Give me sex anytime.

  3. Doug Ross

    > Give me sex anytime.
    Bud – wasn’t that one of the main planks of the Bill Clinton Democrat platform?
    I kid. I kid.
    As far as movies go, stay away from Mamma Mia. I went along with my wife this past weekend and could not decide afterward whether it was the worst movie I’ve ever seen or just the dumbest. Watching less-than-attractive women sing Abba and then having to endure Pierce Brosnan doing the same was torture even George Bush would not support.

  4. Brad Warthen

    Yep, that’s the word. Another term for it would be “high concept,” I think. It was lame, but I think I sort of knew it would be going in. What’s the last thing Dennis Quaid did that was really good? I’m thinking “The Big Easy.”
    Doug, I weep for you. You truly have my sympathy.
    bud touches on something I’ve mentioned before about the “Sopranos” — it’s a guy sort of thing that women can get into, although ambivalently. My wife watched the “Sopranos” right through the last episode with me, but she’s highly critical of the series, despite her having been glued to it.
    I think one reason women can get into it — here I go with the oversimplifications, but hey, I’m a guy — is that it truly is a FAMILY drama. Beneath all the sex and violence and talk about gabagool, there are all the very-real-life plot lines about Carmela, Meadow and A.J. As I’ve said before, my wife identified with Carmela. Whaddayagonnado?
    A segue — my wife and I instantly hated “Deadwood,” of which we watched less than an episode. The only things it had in common with the “Sopranos” was the overuse of the “F” word and painfully sordid situations. Trouble is, “Deadwood” didn’t offer anything else. There are few greater wastes of time than watching something written by people who use unimaginative profanity because, being on HBO, they’re allowed to (“did you hear what I said? I said a bad word! Listen, I’ll say it again!”) — and for no other discernible reason.

  5. Brad Warthen

    James, I think the effect of “Blood” was also diminished for me by the fact that it had nothing to say, beyond the tired Hollywood themes that present religious and business people as horrendous, malformed creatures.
    In this variant of the theme, at least (in the end) the businessman isn’t a hypocrite, unlike the preacher. He’s just horrendous.
    The thing that gets me about such themes as presented in film is that they are presented so seriously, as though the points they are making are terribly profound and fresh. But in a package such as this one, it’s all just painfully tedious and tiresome. Mind you, this is not Hollywood at its MOST tiresome. When it thought it was saying fresh, profound things in “Dances With Wolves,” now THAT was tiresome…

  6. bud

    Doug, Mama Mia certainly was one dumb movie, no doubt about it. And Pierce Brosnan was a horrible singer. Still, for some reason I can’t explain I enjoyed it. The ABBA music took me back to a simpler time in my life. Also, the Greek scenery was magnificent. The young actress who played Sophie really could sing. And Meryl Streep did a good job.
    Hokey story line – Absolutely. Bad singing. At times, yes. But it was all in good fun. What’s wrong with that? And it didn’t get so caught up in all the gratuitous sex and violence all too common in today’s movies.

  7. Doug Ross

    Streep was marginally okay… a little too old for the role — she’s 58 — when the role might have been better suited to someone who was 40-45 (Catherine Zeta Jones proved she has the musical chops in Chicago and would be far easier to watch for two hours).
    As for Streep’s two female co-stars — egads! Christine Baranski (56) and Julie Walters (58) were gruesome. The last time I felt so compelled to turn away from the screen was when Linda Blair was in the Exorcist.
    My biggest complaint was that the Abba songs just seemed to be slapped into the plot without any purpose. Streep’s big dramatic number set to “The Winner Takes It All” was bizarre. Her duet with Brosnan on “SOS” made no sense. And Julie Walters singing “Take A Chance On Me” almost made me leave the theatre.
    And [minor spoiler] having one of the main characters “turn gay” was ridiculous.

  8. bud

    Doug I won’t argue with any of your points except for the one about Meryl Streep. At 52 I have a daughter roughly the same age as Sophie so Meryl Streep was not a bad choice for the role.

  9. Wally Altman

    Do you ever feel you’ve been had, or at least put-upon, by what some will urge upon you as ART?
    Funny you should ask… if I recall correctly, some years ago your son and I rented Logan’s Run at your suggestion. That’s two hours of my life I’ll never get back.

  10. bud

    My top 100 (as of today):
    1. Casablanca
    2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
    3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    4. It’s a Wonderful Life
    5. Psycho
    6. Forest Gump
    7. The Wizard of Oz
    8. All Quiet on the Western Front
    9. Vertigo
    10. Deliverance
    11. The General
    12. Dr. Strangelove
    13. American Graffiti
    14. Citizen Kane
    15. Vanilla Sky
    16. The Graduate
    17. Memento
    18. Schindler’s List
    19. The Best Years of our Lives
    20. Bridge on the River Qwai
    21. Fantasia
    22. Cast Away
    23. Flight of the Phoenix
    24. Titanic
    25. High Noon
    26. Breaking Away
    27. Rear Window
    28. Pinochio
    29. Fargo
    30. Million Dollar Baby
    31. Sunset Boulevard
    32. Mary Poppins
    33. Sgt. York
    34. Sixth Sense
    35. Babel
    36. Saving Private Ryan
    37. Gone with the Wind
    38. American Beauty
    39. Tora! Tora! Tora!
    40. Catch 22
    41. MASH
    42. A Christmas Story
    43. Apocalypse Now
    44. The Deer Hunter
    45. The Sound of Music
    46. A Night to Remember
    47. Pulp Fiction
    48. Rebecca
    49. The Birds
    50. The Aviator
    51. Mrs. Doubtfire
    52. The Big Chill
    53. Papillon
    54. The Time Machine
    55. Stagecoach
    56. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
    57. Modern Times
    58. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
    59. The Ring
    60. A Clockwork Orange
    61. China Town
    62. One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
    63. The Shining
    64. Apollo 13
    65. Blade Runner
    66. Planet of the Apes
    67. Eyes Wide Shut
    68. Grease
    69. Bonnie and Clyde
    70. The Perfect Storm
    71. Toy Story
    72. Alien
    73. Jaws
    74. Groundhog Day
    75. Minority Report
    76. Ben Hur
    77. The Grapes of Wrath
    78. To Kill a Mocking Bird
    79. The Silence of the Lambs
    80. Some Like it Hot
    81. The African Queen
    82. V for Vendetta
    83. The Third Man
    84. Double Indemnity
    85. 12 Angry Men
    86. Snow White
    87. North by Northwest
    88. Lawrence of Arabia
    89. City Lights
    90. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
    91. Annie Hall
    92. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    93. The Manchurian Candidate
    94. Patton
    95. Amadeus
    96. Taxi Driver
    97. Network
    98. Cool Hand Luke
    99. On the Beach
    100. Sideways

  11. Brad Warthen

    Forget that — no “Godfather?”
    But a pretty good list otherwise, bud.
    And Wally — sorry about that. But by 1976 standards, it was fairly cool. Nowadays it just looks like a silly movie filmed in a mall. “The Island” did a similar thing better, but it’s not on my top ten either.

  12. bud

    I didn’t like the Godfather for the same reasons I don’t like the Sapranos. In spite of all the critical acclaim it just comes across as a repetitive collection of gratuitous violence shots. The story line was fairly predictable and the thing never seemed to end. But that’s just me.

  13. Herb Brasher

    My wife and I took some time and watched the John Adams series over the past several days. Pretty good. Pretty obvious, too, that Adams was no libertarian.
    The last one was really slow and tedious. As realistic as it is to lose one’s life partner, it gives me nightmares when it is drawn out like that (I also want to avoid it, if at all possible–can we please die at the same time?). I’ve been with dying people, including my parents, that’s not the problem. There was just something a little overdone in the dramatization of this.

  14. Brad Warthen

    Yes, it did seem to revel too much in misery, and not just in that episode. I appreciated the series nonetheless.
    And bud, hats off to you on compiling your list. I tried late today to do something like it — compile my top 100 movies, without even trying to rank them — and couldn’t get it done. Even though I cheated by grabbing all of my “five star” ratings from Netflix and then paring the list.
    That’s an imperfect method, by the way. As I was working on it, I realized that “It’s a Wonderful Life” — definitely on my Top Five — wasn’t on the list at all. I guess Netflix had never asked me to rate it. I’m sure some other really good ones are missing as well…

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