This seems kinda screwy to me, but we did make the Top Five, so that’s something:
I’m sort of wondering about the criteria that have states that voted for Donald Trump being on average “more patriotic.” I also wonder about Massachusetts — you know, the home of Paul Revere and John Adams (THE guy who persuaded the Continental Congress to declare independence) — ending up 50th. Who’s gonna tell the New England, you know, Patriots?
And what’s with Wyoming edging us out? Is it the Cowboy Factor or something?
Anyway, it’s something besides today’s runoff election to talk about, and I thought y’all could use a break…