I loved this today, in The State.
There’s nothing funny about COVID-19, but this did make me smile.
Our lives are being turned upside-down by a global pandemic.
Many of us are out of work with no way to make up the lost play.
The stock market is tanking.
We’re almost certainly plunging into a recession.
As we increasingly hole up in our homes, the vaunted American system of food distribution is malfunctioning as people hoard all sorts of goods.
As many as 200 million Americans could be sickened by the virus, and more than a million of us could die.
But… never fear, America! The fundamentals of our toilet paper pipeline remain strong!…