Finally, we’re done with the stupid ‘debates’

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Was there ever a time when presidential debates were useful?

Sure, we can go back and watch the Kennedy-Nixon debates, and mourn for a time when candidates stood there (or, as you see in the awkward photo above, sat there) and talked maturely and coherently about actual issues, and even showed signs of having a few brain cells between them. Halcyon days.

And yet, even those may have turned on such things as the fact that Kennedy was tanned and relaxed, while Nixon was not.

Which is idiotic.

Why do we have these things? So many people consider them to be critical. I don’t see why. They in no way measure skills that are relevant to being president of the United States. Presidents don’t operate in an environment in which people are throwing zingers at them and watching to see how they react.

Life in the Oval Office is the opposite. First, you have time — limited time, but time — to consider what you are going to say and do. Not only that, but you have a vast army of people to whom you can delegate the work of saying and doing — and of doing the research necessary to intelligently decide what to say and do. And those people defer to you. They’re there to do whatever you say, and they deal with you with tremendous respect. They’re not there to trip you up and see how well you recover, as though you were on a TV game show.

Sure, public speaking is an important and relevant skill. But that is tested and tested and tested with unbelievable repetition during a campaign. Debates add nothing to our ability to assess their speaking skills.

I’m not just talking about the extent to which these things have deteriorated intellectually since the days of JFK and Nixon (even if they were valuable then, they aren’t now). That startling decline would be reason enough to abandon them. Basically, they’ve been reduced to something that only has value as fodder for SNL skits. Or rather, it would have such value if SNL had any writers who possessed a sense of humor. (Go back and watch this one if you want to see the potential; there’s been nothing as good since. Yeah, I know I refer to that one a lot. That’s because it was really funny. To see the opposite, watch anything from this season.)

I just wonder whether they were ever useful, even in the Quemoy and Matsu days.

Anyway, they’ve been astoundingly tedious and trying in this round — from the first one in which Kamala Harris nearly scuttled her chance to get on the ticket (fortunately for her, Joe is more forgiving than I am) to last night, when the president of the United States hurled a bunch of attacks that were unintelligible to anyone who doesn’t watch Fox News.

(The amazing thing is that many people today are remarking on how very well Trump did. Which would be astounding to anyone — especially a time traveler from, say, 1960, but really anyone — who hadn’t seen the raving insanity of the previous event. Basically, he said the usual stupid stuff in a more normal tone of voice. And for him, this was progress.)

Yes, it’s finally over. No more crowd of nobodies taking a wild shot at the Democratic nomination and trying to attract attention. No more listening to Trump rant while everyone waits with eagerness to pounce on any imperfection, any at all, from a lifelong stutterer.

If you want to examine Joe Biden’s words, examine these, and vote accordingly:

you know who I am. You know who he is, you know his character, you know my character, you know our reputations for honor and telling the truth. I am anxious to have this race. I’m anxious to see this take place. I am … The character of the country is on the ballot. Our character’s on the ballot, look at us closely.

We can now get on with the election. There are 11 days left….

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8 thoughts on “Finally, we’re done with the stupid ‘debates’

  1. Brad Warthen Post author

    I’m just glad I don’t have to watch ANY more debates. In this cycle, anyway. I wish I never felt compelled to watch another one EVER.

    Even better, though — if God is merciful, I may never have to listen to Donald Trump speak again…

    1. Barry

      I’m proud that I didn’t watch even a second of a debate. Didn’t watch any replays or clips.

      Worthless.

      1. Brad Warthen Post author

        Yep.

        By the way, I invoked the Almighty there because I had just read this column by Ross Douthat, headlined “Trump Is Giving Up.” He started it saying:

        Donald Trump can still win the 2020 presidential election; something that has a 10 percent or 15 percent chance of happening can certainly transpire. But even more than in 2016, if the president wins this time, we will have to attribute his victory to the workings of divine providence (don’t worry, I have that column pre-written), because what we’re watching is an incumbent doing everything in his power to run up his own margin of defeat….

        And then he returned to that idea at the end:

        …From these follies the God of surprises might yet deliver him. But every decision of his own lately has been a choice for political defeat.

  2. Mark Huguley

    You are exactly right. Debates remind of testing skill but not judgement or knowledge without critical thinking. They are lacking as assessments.

  3. Barry

    DNA evidence proved Lydell Grant’s innocence. The highest criminal court in Texas won’t exonerate him.

    Grant’s DNA wasn’t found on the victim, another man’s DNA was, but he spent years in jail anyway. Two particular judges on the all Republican Texas criminal court of appeals have argued for a higher standard to prove innocence and want the trial court to go back and ask the original eye witnesses to the 2010 crime for additional statements even though DNA evidence proves another man who has confessed, committed the crime.

    What a mess. Stop having faith in our criminal court process.
    https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/dna-evidence-proved-lydell-grants-innocence/

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