Wait! Lemme run get my notebook

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Moving on from the painfully serious to complete nonsense…

I dunno about you, but I get the weirdest stuff in the mail. This is from my work mail, my ADCO address.

Who’s going to deliberately attend such an event? Who can’t wait to know Paris Hilton’s business tips? What sorts of questions might a¬†participant ask? Do I have to be an heiress first? Is the sex tape really necessary? Do I have to start with Donald Trump’s modeling agency, or is there another route? (No, I didn’t just know all that stuff about the lady. I took a moment to look it up.)

I dunno. I need to get back to work. Yeah, I do have a bunch of serious posts I want to do, but I haven’t had time…

 

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